• Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here
582,455 notes   -  19 September 2014

ravennclaw:

are we just born knowing the lyrics to mr. brightside

272,443 notes   -  19 September 2014

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

268,636 notes   -  17 September 2014


mentalalchemy:

coolstoryfuckface:

THESE BANANAS WERE

TATTOOED WITH A TOOTH-PICK.

*gives up on life*

65,269 notes   -  16 September 2014